grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

Wait for someone who bumps mouths clumsily with yours cos they’re too busy smiling to kiss you properly. Yeah. Wait for that.

Azra Tabassum  (via seulray)
grimsdark:

The next time a guy complains about being friendzoned, send him this picture.

calumashtons:

me: *gets jealous*
me: chill

awwww-cute:

A long eared Jerboa

Insecure Stripper

meladoodle:

i said brb to a guy on facebook 4 years ago and just now he replied ‘u back yet?’

'I Will Personally Pay For Every Member Of The Westboro Baptist Church To Fly To Iraq Right Now'

satumitsumi:

nergal-junior:

(To Westboro Baptist Church)

"If you really believe in standing up to those threatening the Christian way of life," Hills said on his UK television program "The Last Leg," "how about putting your money where your mouth is, taking a direct flight to Iraq and picketing the people threatening to behead Christians if they don’t convert?"

Hills then took his suggestion a step further by making a generous offer. “I will personally pay for every member of the Westboro Baptist Church to fly to Iraq right now. I’ll even fly you first class and pay the carbon offset.”

GUYS

THEY ACCEPTED

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coolator:

who is she